I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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