Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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