so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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