Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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