Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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