i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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