Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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