check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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