yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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