It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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