how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
be right there i have to get my cape
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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