I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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