Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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