Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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