Say something about gay babies.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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