he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.