i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day