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I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...

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(310): I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on... http://tfl.nu/l298

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Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.

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(214): Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake. http://tfl.nu/8hx0

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile

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(402): Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile http://tfl.nu/7vam

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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'

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(309): We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.' http://tfl.nu/2fkm

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(518): View more from New York

his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"

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(518): his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed" http://tfl.nu/g8fj

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(734): View more from Michigan

Walk of Shame today included voting.

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(734): Walk of Shame today included voting. http://tfl.nu/glwh

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(513): View more from Ohio

I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.

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(513): I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered. http://tfl.nu/5t2g

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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs

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(815): I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs http://tfl.nu/01af

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This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"

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(479): This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!" http://tfl.nu/9tko

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(361): View more from Texas

I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body

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(361): I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body http://tfl.nu/4g9m

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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk

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(954): Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk http://tfl.nu/mlfk

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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.

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(813): It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis. http://tfl.nu/yjsc

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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"

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(256): Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision" http://tfl.nu/n4ob

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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright

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(402): I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright http://tfl.nu/ahds

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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down

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(952): Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down http://tfl.nu/721s

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