Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.