I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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