Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize