your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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