Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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