We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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