so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just googled if crying burns calories
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The air was thick with penises
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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