i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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