I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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