i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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