Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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