Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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