Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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