I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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