i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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