I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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