I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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