Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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