so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
time to smoke my breakfast
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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