4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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