It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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