I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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