Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think my fart just growled at me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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