i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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