I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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