is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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