But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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