question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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