She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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