I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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