You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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