okay pat passed out under dana's car
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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