I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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