Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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