Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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