The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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