Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I touched a dick in church today
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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