Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
