Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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