It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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